Saturday, January 19, 2013

Food Police Nab Subway

 It turns out that Subway's famous footlong is only 11 inches.  Which calls into question the veracity of Jared's weight loss from eating Subway sandwich claims!  The poor Subway people will now have to defend themselves, calculate calories per inch, and determine how to stretch the sub to its full advertised length.  
Where's my extra inch!

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