Sunday, January 13, 2013

Like Junk Food? No Health Prob

Why Diet When You Can Pump Junk Food Out of Your Stomach?

A new craze sweeping the nation.  Eat Twinkies, fried whatever, and expel without barfing.  What will they think of next?  I guess you still feel full after the the water replaces the junk. Yeah!  Looks like you get a hole drilled in your tummy though.
By Eric Limer
Losing weight is tough. You've got to eat healthier, start exercising, and just stop being such a lazy, horrible slob in general. That is unless you get a pump that literally sucks food out of your stomach and replaces it with water after the fact. Talk about enabling.

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